May 2012
“The obvious explanation is that every time a woman tries to tell a joke, an...”
– Lindy West, on those bogus studies that come out every couple years saying men are funnier than women. (via washingtonpoststyle)
“The American People will take Socialism, but they won’t take the label. I...”
– Upton Sinclair (via jonathan-cunningham)
romanoffs:
showyousometacos | miggylol:
I hope they announce Finnick Odair’s casting and he’s played by Lucy Liu.
“Respect yourself enough to walk away from anything that no longer serves you,...”
– (via intheflowersss)
When my meal comes after I already finished a...
thetimeistudiedabroad:
jack-sparrow:
oh right.
the poison.
the poison for kuzco.
the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.
kuzco’s poison.
“I have never seen someone try so hard for attention while looking so atrocious...”
– Anna Wintour on Nicki Minaj (via etherealfaerie)
is this real? please be real.
(via contronym)
“People aren’t either wicked or noble. They’re like chef’s salads, with good...”
– The Grim Grotto by Lemony Snicket (via lostinthesounds)
HAVING TO STUDY IN THE SUMMER
howdoiputthisgently:
IT’S LIKE:
WHEN MY PARENTS WANT TO KNOW WHAT IM DOING AT...
whatshouldwecallgradschool:
aquaseafoamshame:
directiontheinfection:
When I fangirl I turn in to the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man
that rad toddler at the bottom is also me
WHEN MY PI CATCHES ME DAYDREAMING INSTEAD OF...
whatshouldwecallgradschool:
credit: KTV
STFU, Conservatives: Warning: Please Do not go to... →
sexreeducated:
If you are looking through google for information on the wonderful invention known as Plan B, Emergency contraception or the Morning After Pill- avoid Morningafterpill.org, which comes up on page 1 of ‘morning after pill’ searches
It is a actually a Anti-Abortion,…
TRYING ON CLOTHES
howdoiputthisgently:
EXPECTATION:
REALITY:
me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs
person: hey wanna hang out
thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
Things that don't legitimately exist in...
inothernews:
Presidents who are not white that are born in the United States
Poor people
Poverty
Uninsured or underinsured people
Women’s reproductive rights
Donald Trump’s nutbaggishness
Racism
Corporations that are not people
Sensible gun control laws to help stop people from getting murdered over stupid shit
Tax breaks for anyone but the uber-rich
“Obamacare is socialized medicine,” says the Republican Party. No, no — excuse me...”
– President Obama Should Seize the High Ground - NYTimes.com
Actually, Friedman is probably right that Obama should just sell his record … and sell it hard and uncompromisingly.
(via cplong)
