(Source: colorblindatheist, via commanderinqueef)
The obvious explanation is that every time a woman tries to tell a joke, an invisible dream-catcher telescopes out of her vagina and snatches it from the air. Science. — Lindy West, on those bogus studies that come out every couple years saying men are funnier than women. (via washingtonpoststyle)
(via jetstomadrid)
The American People will take Socialism, but they won’t take the label. I certainly proved it in the case of EPIC. Running on the Socialist ticket I got 60,000 votes, and running on the slogan to ‘End Poverty in California’ I got 879,000. I think we simply have to recognize the fact that our enemies have succeeded in spreading the Big Lie. There is no use attacking it by a front attack, it is much better to out-flank them. — Upton Sinclair (via jonathan-cunningham)
(via reagan-was-a-horrible-president)
I hope they announce Finnick Odair’s casting and he’s played by Lucy Liu.
(via erin-chupacabra)
(via reagan-was-a-horrible-president)
laugh.
(Source: onlybecauseeveryoneelsehasone, via jetstomadrid)
Respect yourself enough to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. — (via intheflowersss)
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The rich in America have it made. As they’ve been making more and more money over the last ten years, they’ve paid less and less effective tax rates.
(Source: washingtonpost.com)
(via reagan-was-a-horrible-president)
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oh right.
the poison.
the poison for kuzco.
the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.
kuzco’s poison.
(via shapeshiftandtrick)